Glastonbury
Just back from Glasto, which was mercifully dry. Had a good show on saturday, but realise that it’s an old and tired routine so I’m retiring it until I can write a new one…
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AUTOGRAPH COLLECTORS PLEASE READ
This does not apply to any of my regular visitors, you know that…
xxG
A few weeks ago I received what appeared to be a very sweet and genuine letter from a 14 year old boy in Liverpool asking for my autograph. As this doesn’t happen very often and I was supposedly an ‘inspiration’ to him, I sent him a signed copy of my book.
I have since found out that Robert Swale is a lying scumbag autograph hunter out to profit from my gullibility, and surprise surprise, all of a sudden loads of people want my autograph because you’re such big fans. To those of you who are genuine then I apologise, but the rest of you can sod off you lying underhand parasites.
Planet Rock saved!!
Hi all
Well great news eh?
We all went and had a drink with Malcolm the new owner on Tuesday, and he seems a jolly good sort, who has bought the station for all the right reasons.
I’m glad a couple of you noticed my prog musings omission last week, which I will try and do in the next show..It’s not all that though..
Also re the Gilmour Glastonbury story, I was contacted by David’s management a few weeks ago and asked about my availability for that weekend, when as luck would have it, I will actually be performing my standup at…Glastonbury!!
I think the fact that it was such a late request is why it didn’t come off as all the slots had been filled, nothing more sinister…
xxG
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